What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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I have two eyeliner settings: “none” and “wanton mistress of the night.”
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scientists make groundbreaking discovery that there is actually a woman attached to each pair of breasts
“we are truly shocked, we cannot believe that when we are treating breast cancer, we are actually treating a person and not just her breasts” one scientist says
“i heart boobies” says another
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- tyra banks: (enter any city name), fashion capital of the WORLD!!!!
